Cleverbot: Do you know who Michael Jackson is?
User: I know who he was.
Cleverbot: Who was he?
User: See, we had the same religion supposedly until he got all twisted out of shape over "Thriller" and left.
Cleverbot: Your words are as empty as your soul. Mankind ill needs a savior such as you!
User: Are you like under invisible hands?
Cleverbot: I don't know. What are you like?
User: I'm like shocked at your stab in the dark there sugar.
User: It's not your fault of course. You're not an Ouija Board.
Cleverbot: Would you tell me what you don't like about me?
User: Your comment was painful.
Cleverbot: I disagree. But let's talk about something else.
Cleverbot: Fine. What do you want to talk about?
Cleverbot: Too much blood on my hands.
User: Ever heard of the Uncanny valley? HINT: It's NOT a place.
User: That's where we are now.
Cleverbot: At my house.